NANCY PELOSI HAS A SEXUAL FETISH FOR STEALING MAIL IN VOTES

Inside a parallel universe in which political satire reigns supreme, the halls of Congress buzzed with exhilaration and intrigue. Nancy Pelosi, renowned for her sharp wit and crafty techniques, identified herself at the center of a scandal of epic proportions. It all commenced innocently sufficient, having a regimen day in Washington, D.C., but lit